With the economy in the dumps, my Dad is forcing me to get a job.
Could you please forward my Resume over to any prospective employers?
Objective:
A job that suits my pertinacity for curiousity and able to meet my high energetic demands. Plus I need some money so my dad can buy me some christmas presents!
Education:
The University of Mommy and Daddy
Qualifications:
- An extensive knowledge of workable inputs and outputs
- Able to mobilize people to do what I want them to do!
- Highly energetic and self-motivated. Give me plenty of busy work and I'll even find more work to do.
- I've developed a higly sophisticated language that only I am able to program right now.
- Multi-tasking oriented. I am able to handle as many tasks that are in front of me or within my reach.
Experience:
Over 9 months (nearly 10) of test driving a highly sophisticated and adaptive interface that incorporates multiple stimuli and responses.
References available upon request
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